Shink

1. Slap in the face from a Wee Wee
2. When Tiny Bubbles Slaps you in the face

when tiny slapped lexi in the face with his penis it went ..."SHINK"

by Tiny Moran & Big Whit January 28, 2005

Shinking

When you're lying on the couch in an awkward and uncomfortable position but you can't be bothered turning over.

Origin: The word comes from the swedish word 'skinka' (meaning ham). Ham is slaughtered pig, and being slaughtered can't be very comfortable at all.

-"Man, my back hurts"
-"Why?"
-"I spent the whole evening shinking in front of the TV, I think my spine is twisted"

by Informalskin March 14, 2008

shinking

to think in the shower

verb: shinking
adverb: shinked
noun: shink
adjective: shinker

I was feeling the water dribble down my back as I was shinking wondering what clothes felt like opposed to what we felt like in them

by red hair babe September 12, 2017

Shink

To vacate an area of space in a matter of nanoseconds or with ninja like speed. A shink is only successful when the person shinking is not detected in the slightest and makes other people believe they vanished into thin air.

Human 1: "Damn dude I've got all this paper work to finish by 5:00 but I honestly couldn't be fucked!!"

Human 2: "What are you going to do?"

Human 1: "I'm thinking I'm going to shink the fuck out of here and make up some bullshit story tomorrow on why it hasn't been finished"

Human 2: "are you confident you'll get away with it?"

Human 1: "brother please, i've been shinking since you were an itch in your daddy's pants...bye bye."

Human:".....what the,..where the hell did he go???"

by Zebrawolf55 September 30, 2011

Shink

To kick someone's shin.
A shin kick.

Martin: You think you're a badman but I could take you!
Andy: Really??!!
Martin: Yeah!
Andy: *SHINK*
Martin: Owhhh you kicked my shin!

by St. Nicholas's Present Bag November 29, 2010

Shink

The combination of shady and kinky.

S&M is kinky, but S&M with 5 people, a donkey, and a video camera would be shink.

by rswa October 8, 2007

shinks

a word that could mean anything

shinks me it dey

yu geh de shinks yet boy?

person 1:pass dat ting fuh meh na
person 2:wah it is you really talkin bout boy?
person 1:de ting na......umm....wa yuh call it?.....de shinks dey na

by bahh April 25, 2007