Shelly
Shelly by shellyhater123 November 18, 2021
Shelly
While wiping your butt you accidentally get poop on your hand in which you proceed to wipe off on the toilet paper roll leaving for all to find later.
Shelly by bonequesha April 16, 2011
Shelly
A word defining that time of the month. Personifies extreme moods, and hyper random activity. Can be used as an adjective for both females and metrosexual men.
Also known as a synonym for foursomes,wild sexual activity and heavy alcohol usage.
Also known as a synonym for foursomes,wild sexual activity and heavy alcohol usage.
Shelly
a horrible girl who isn’t fair to others around her, she treats her “friends” with disrespect and likes to control them, she feels as if she is on top of the world and no one can get in her way, she is not the type of person to be associated with, dont be like her
“i was having such a great day until i met Shelly”
“i hate being friends with Shelly because she tried to manipulate me”
“i hate being friends with Shelly because she tried to manipulate me”
Shelly
One hot bitch...but she is a lazy fat one at that! When disturbed approach with extreme caution for she will move with the grace of a walrus. She wears clothes that are too tight and revealing, but still reveals her extreme hotness.
Once a year she moves to the outside world for migrating season. This is a very emotional time for a shelly as it can only find one brad out of hundreds. Once she has found her brad she then mates and moves back to her final resting place. 2 years from that time a small fetus grows inside of her until she releases it into the milo tin where it slowly sheds its powderised liquid crap which form the weak as shit milo.
Once a year she moves to the outside world for migrating season. This is a very emotional time for a shelly as it can only find one brad out of hundreds. Once she has found her brad she then mates and moves back to her final resting place. 2 years from that time a small fetus grows inside of her until she releases it into the milo tin where it slowly sheds its powderised liquid crap which form the weak as shit milo.
Shelly by Shezza@hot November 27, 2012
Shelly
Shellys can be found In a closet eating calorie and sugar filled snacks as she doesn’t want her family to know that she is a fatty behind doors. A Shelly will always tell you that you are over weight even if u are lighter than her (lol).
Shelly by Yourmangyal August 27, 2018
Shelly
A rude, selfish, obnoxious and mean female. She is often a cheater. She is very self-centered and thinks she is above everyone else. Watch out for anyone named Shelly!
Shelly is a total bitch.