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shellan

Shellan is a Southern nickname for a girl who has it all together. She always dresses amazing, smells great, she's smart & isn't afraid to take charge when she needs to. Someone who you can take out on the town, take to Sunday meetin' & still take home to meet mama!
Man! That girl's a Shellan! You should go get her, those kind of girls just don't come around that often. It doesn't hurt that she's "Smack yo mama" sexy!
by Lucky 1996 January 27, 2018
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Shetland

A small group of islands north east of mainland scotland and has the most northernly point in britain, mucka flugga.

It is the indenigious home of the shetland ponies and Aly Bain ( fiddler ). They also have awesome football teams.
shetland isnt a word for calling someone small. it be a place
by scoLLAYHAS2NERFGUNSWOOOOOO January 2, 2010
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Shellacked

An appropriate past tense verb when indicating several King Raven helicopters were just taken out by nemacyst artillery.
"Our birds just got shellacked!!!"
by youcancallmezack January 4, 2009
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skillander

1) To Skillander is to violently attack someone for them doing nothing much. (AKA: overreacting)

2) It could also be used when someone is asking for sympathy through messages.
Person 1: STFU you Ramsden.
Person 2: *Violently attacks them*
Person 3: WOW, did you see him just Skillander him?!
by KNIGHTHORK123 August 4, 2015
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Shetland Toss

To be tossed off by a hairy horse in a walk-in freezer.
Last night that horse gave him a bare Shetland Toss.
by scf27 October 2, 2007
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ShellenMellons

The oversized and occasionally phyically handicapped and or disfuctional man boobs
"What the fuck you doin?"
-"I'm just helpin myself to some of ShellenMellons"
by Mr. Hendrix April 8, 2008
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Shetland

A small peice of land lost in the middle of the North Sea beteen Scotland and Norway. Famous for: Sheep, ponies, wooly jumpers, puffins, Salmon, Ally Bain.

In the Winter its dark, windy and cold and they celebrate the 'Up-Helly-Aa' festival, or 'Transvestite Tuesday' as it is more commonly known. The constant darkness means the locals never know when its time to stop drinking.

In the summer they celebrate the 'Simmer Dim'. An excess of daylight means the locals never know when its time to stop drinking.

Also used to describe someone who is inbred.
that man has 6 fingers, must be from Shetland
by islandphilosopher December 10, 2010
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