sheldon

a complete piece of shit . run away if u have a friend called sheldon , he's dangerous .

'hey , who's he ? he seems nice'
'u mean sheldon ? no , he isn't '
'why do u say that ?'
'he's abusive , a bad person . don't ever trust him'

by jellojelly June 13, 2020

Sheldon

The Jamaican word for penis

My Sheldon is big !

by Dejviballa101 December 5, 2014

Sheldon

A small, adorbale little turtle that lives in a colorful house and loves cupcakes, but is also a turtle arsonist. No one will ever know how he sets fire. He has no hands.

Aww look at sheldon. Going off to burn down cities

by emokittytrash:3 January 13, 2017

sheldon

a guy who was just kidding

sheldon is sorry

by callme1987 January 15, 2020

Sheldon

V. to kill the blunt.
N. that one guy in the rotation that always smokes the blunt even if it’s burning his fingers. The blunt is normally passed to the “The Sheldon” for the final hits.

“Sheldon it.”
“Alex is totally the Sheldon! He’ll smoke the wrap.”

by MaliKhaleesi June 18, 2018

sheldon

prostitute worth under 50 cents.

works on the corner from 12am to whenever her pimp says so.

that chick is a sheldon selling herself.

by biitch February 1, 2007

Sheldon

A guy who loves music, his family and friends his the one who makes you laugh,is crazy but in a good way. Also good to go for advice but only when he's serious about it. Is well known for something, and not afraid to just do it, will do something when others dont or wont (Dont Care) thats just Sheldon. And is a bitch when he has to be and he will violate any hoe and loves cursing bitches out

Hi my name is Sheldon

by Sheldon Joseph November 25, 2016