Chair Shavings

It's complicated

Basically it's when the paint on your chair hardens, flakes, and then those flakes stick to you and spread everywhere in your house.

Jack: "Dude, what are these little things everywhere?"
Tony: "Ugh. Those are just chair shavings."

by RobloxKing443 February 14, 2025

Dick shavings

The leftover hair found on a urinal presumably coming off of one's dick.

Man that guy is nasty, you could make a wig out of all the dick shavings he left in the bathroom.

by Patrissa December 19, 2025

Satan's foot shavings

Cocaine, Devil's Dandruff, blow, snow, white girl Interrupted, Pablo's powder room. Chasing the white rabbit

James: yo that stoned guy we met before just shouted "Tactical nuke! INCOMING!" And dive bombed a swimming pool and broke his ribs.

Mike: woah! I guess snorting grams of satan's foot shavings before might have taken the edge off

by DarkI3INARY November 4, 2024

Daylight savings time

Time travel

Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off
Mom: we had daylight savings time
Jeremy: what does that mean?
Mom : we time traveled

by the coolest kid in school August 22, 2019

yak shaving

Any seemingly pointless activity which is actually necessary to solve a problem which solves a problem which, several levels of recursion later, solves the real problem you're working on.

origin: MIT AI Lab, after 2000: orig. probably from a Ren & Stimpy episode.

by Brandon April 4, 2005

Shaving Bareback

When you shave without 'protection' ie. you shave without shaving gel.

Shaving bareback is very dangerous as it may lead to bleeding, rashes and/or itching. Always use protection.

by alisjay January 27, 2013

Shaving under the dick

phrased used to show that someone is crossing the line on a matter or getting on someones nerves, without realizing it, resulting in a bad outcome if one is not careful.

Tom: so i hear you like chicken huh derrel

Derrel: What mothafucka?

Dave: Come on Tom ur "shaving under the dick" wit that one

by Dj TdUb April 3, 2010