shartypants

A sticky situation, in which one has immovable shart within one's pants.

Borky ate too many cookies, and now he has shartypants.

by Phil Gates July 30, 2007

Shartload

not quite a shit load but more than a handfull. you know, a shartload.

Guy1: hello friend, would you like to go to the cinema tonight?
Guy2: no, i am very sorry. i have a shartload of work to do tonight for my seminar tomorrow

by iridefattwins January 21, 2010

shartlist

When you're mad at someone, but not quite enough to put them on your shitlist.

Man, Tony was supposed to help me move today and he was 45 minutes late. I guess it's better than not showing up at all, but he's still on my shartlist.

by conkspotter November 17, 2011

shortly

The biggest lie Tumblr ever told.

We'll be back shortly.
Our servers are over capacity and certain pages may be temporarily unavailable. We're incredibly sorry for the inconvenience.

by angry Tumblr user December 8, 2010

Shartyrdom

The belief that you crap your pants moments after dieing. Named after the Call of Duty 4 perk Martyrdom, in which you drop a live grenade when you die, except shartyrdom is when you drop a live shit when you die.

Zachary:"Dude did you hear?"
Daniel:"No"
Zachary:"Evan died and shit his pants shortly after."
Daniel:"I knew shartyrdom was real!"

by Big K-Daddy November 30, 2010

Shortly

A word doctors like to use when lieing to you

The doctor will be with you shortly

by Onlytruthnothingbuttruth September 26, 2019

sharty bae

A different/more appropriate way of saying shawty bae and funnier.

Hi!
Hey sharty bae!

by bark girl 123 February 16, 2021