Sharpless

One in an office environment, particularly a loner who is physically repugnant and socially unredeeming in any way, who seeks to maneuver by heirarchal flattery and other banal officespace machiavellian tactics more attractive and socially agile co-workers out of their jobs with the sad notion that they will not be around to draw desperately needed female attention from him. Always lives alone. Collects comic books and old rock albums. Assumes the attutude of a hipster without possessing any hipster qualities. Apparently unware of shoulder flakes. Will typically work as an editor and will fire interns who don't sleep with him.

Ugh. That's the third time this week that sharpless loser has asked me out to dinner so we can discuss my writing.

by Dharma Bum April 12, 2004

Sharples

Boogers that cut the inside of the nose causing it to bleed.

My sharples were so bad I had to see a doctor.

by Lenny Backstrom June 17, 2018

Sharpey

The god of hair and all thing hair related/ The prophet of global hair companies and also teh true form of hair its self, see hair

Oh my god its Sharpey look at his hair!

by Juan Pablo Angle July 1, 2004

shappley

A badass whose a little larger than most and generally is good at everything

The running back was such a shappley

by Superior Goku September 23, 2018

shartley

A big shart nugget who dresses like Tyler the creator and wears golf everyday who has blue eyes and who might be fruity who's humor is funny but broken

Girl1:does he like Tyler the creator?
Girl2:yes and he's possibly fruity he's a shartley

by Hehehhehehhehehehehehhehehh December 11, 2021

Sharplay

When someone plays around with your feelings, moving from one guy to the other without any remorse.

Guy A: How's it going with Jess? Are you still together?
Guy B: No, she sharplayed me yesterday and is with another guy no.
Guy A: Dat ho

by ChopstickThighs February 4, 2022

Sharley

To be cheeky or clever

You are very sharley, John.

by qwerty1234567898765432345434 January 20, 2025