Sharting

When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.

Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I felt a fart coming on the other day, and uh... Well little did I know it was a juicy 'lil turd bubble. It was horrifying"

--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did you know that it's called sharting?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.

by BradS January 5, 2007

Japanese Sharking

The action made popular in Japan, in which one person holds a hidden camera and another, usually masked, coordinate to; 1) pull an unsuspecting woman's shirt down exposing their breast or; 2) lift an unsuspecting woman's skirt and pulls down their underwear in a public place with the sole purpose to film and embarrass the women.

A man runs up to a woman in the street and rips down her shirt while his friend films the Japanese Sharking.

by Draven99984 August 12, 2008

Carpet Sharking

when you are a crack and/or meth head and you look all over the ground (that you put your hard drugs on or near), all over the carpet, and desks, tables, etc., and you are desperately looking for any little piece of the drug to snort or smoke, cause you're a tweaker, and you need the drugs so bad. this is also called tweaking. the person has to be real serious about it, his head real close to the ground scanning it like he's a Terminator idenifying objects. and it looks real sad to the observer, cause the person is acting crazy.

"fernando, what are you doing?"
fernando: "shuddup fool, shuddup. there's still a few pieces/some shit around here." *is looking super close to the table and around the carpet*
"dude, you've been doing that for like an hour now. let's go."
"(we'll go in) just a sec."
*30 minutes pass*
"what the fuck fernando, let's go"
*grabs fernando and pulls him out of the room*
*later on telling another friend what fernando was doing and why it took so long to meet him*
"fernando was carpet sharking(/tweaking) again."

by Crank the Klown September 22, 2008

Harketing

The practice of giving relentless verbal or written abuse to customer service employees, usually after having received less than satisfactory service.

You have recieved bad customer service, you ring up the company responsible and give them a tirade of authoratitive statements (patronise if need be) until your will is obeyed. i.e. ring them up and give them a good Harketing.

by BenC May 13, 2006

sharking

To pull a girl's panties down in public, usually when she's wearing a short skirt. Very popular in Japan.

Did you see that sharking video from Japan? That girl was pretty shocked but everyone saw her ass!

by Douglas Goldstein February 17, 2005

snarketing

1) a type of marketing or advertising that talks down to the viewer. Advertising for high end wines, expensive luxury cars, or anything from the 90's internet boom dissing 'the establishment.'

2) Putting it out to a group of friends that you are interested in kissing someone, or snarking them, but you are too afraid to just go up to the person. By putting it out there as gossip you can later deny it if the grapevine comes back saying the person is not interested.

I used to drink disarrono until their new pretentious snarketing came out.

by darekbell January 20, 2008

Smarketing

Brilliant Marketing ploys. Often using subtle and/or innovative ways to sell a product.

Dude, that shitty crunk-core band is selling lines of coke in the spine of their cds cases, now that's smarketing.

by geizo94 December 17, 2009