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not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

Another way to tell somebody is not the brightest person in attendance, or not the sharpest tool in the shed.
- Oh my! Another D in math? This was about addition and subtraction!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!

- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.

- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!
by el patron himself November 13, 2011
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sharkiest

Used to discribe a beach infested with the most sharks in a particular area.
"Yea tigershark bay is pretty scary but northern California's Red Triangle has got to be the Sharkiest.
by Sam Sances August 11, 2007
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Sharest

A name of a person who is very hard working,caring,helpful and incredible
He loves his family and also cares for other beings like animals. He loves animals and plants he excellent in his work and also looks forward in helping other and he also haves trust issues.
That guy is such a sharest
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not the sharpest tool in the shed

A sacastic way to say that someone is just unintelligent.
-Carlos failed his second test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
by the semen May 23, 2010
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Sharpest

a. A Complete Moron
b. Someone with large bowl movements that everybody hears.
c. Douchebag
"Dammit, that sharpest over there making this day a dam nightmare"
by Lays Potato Chips September 11, 2005
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sharesta

The most awesomest person that has ever walked this planet.
Damn! Look at those skills! That must be a Sharesta!
by Shabutzelchen June 18, 2017
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sharkiesteran

one of the sweetest sharkies out there. They’re always there for people and never lets them down.
did you hear sharkiesteran got logged out?”
“omg really? they were so nice”
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