shaquiqui

the name of a thick sassy black or latino women

shaquiqui stop stabbing me

by chanchomontana July 4, 2008

Shaquisha

Just some random ass name it aint my name like most people who post on here

Shaquisha where u at ?

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Shaquille O'Neal

--Shaquille O'Neal's height used as a single unit of measurment to measure great distances.
Shaquille O'Neal's body parts can also be used as single unit of measurment for smaller lengths.
--Actual height of Shaquille O'Neal's body and body parts vary depending on the user. Although intended height was 9 feet and a Shaquille O'Neal finger is 6 inches.
--Can also be abbreviated as shaq, shaquile, O'neal, shaqwile(for all you nifty kids out there), or any combination of the addreviations.

Example 1-
Guy: HEY man!
Dude: Wait where are you?
Guy: I'm like 10 Shaquille O'Neals in front of you!

Example 2-
Math Teacher: Billy, how long is the diagonal of square number 5 on your work sheet?
Billy: Eh, I'd say its about one Shaq palm.

by JesusisLord May 28, 2008

Shaquisha

A black woman who dosent give a shit about what you do

Yo Shaquisha im going to leave u with two kids!

by Blacks 101 February 13, 2018

Shaquille O'Neal

A unit of measurement, generally 9 feet even though Shaq really isn't that tall but can be used from lengths as short as 6 feet.

Guy 1: Dude! WHAT'S UP?!
Guy 2: What? Dude, you're like 3 Shaquille O'Neals away from me.

by Reverend Buddy December 29, 2007

Shaquille O'Neil Disease

A horribly debilitating birth defect where a person who is of very large stature has an average sized penis. The problem is that the average sized penis looks tiny compared to the persons huge body.

Girl: Damn you have a small dick
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small.
Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease.

by Patient zero July 29, 2008

shaquille o'neal space dunk

When your girl is sleeping, paint yourself black(if you're not already), put bunny ears on your girl. Then paint your balls like basketballs. Then dramatically jump on your dresser and then slam dunk jump off it towards your bed so as to splelunk your girl in the anal cave repeatedly. All while watching space jam. Do this until your basketball nuts are covered in chocolate doo doo butter, then slap her resoundingly in the mouth with them so she wakes up.

I shaquille o'neal space dunk my girl in the morning, so she wakes up and makes me a sandwich. Space jam is a good movie.

by Shaquille o'neal's penis September 26, 2010