Shapeshifter

A female that appears initially to be attractive, but when seen from different angles or on different occasions, looks to be ugly or mediocre. This pattern can continue and makes it difficult for males to know if the girl is really attractive or not. Shapeshifters are often good at hiding their ugliness with hair, certain makeup, or clothing in very specific instances.

"I can't figure this girl out. The first time i saw her, she looked really hot. Then on our next date, she looked totally average. She's a shapeshifter."

by jooberger September 23, 2011

Shapeshifter

A female who, at first, comes across as, for lack of a better word, 'perfect.' Upon further examination, however, and as time progresses, the female will go through a series of changes, including but not limited to mood swings, lying, cheating, stealing of financial assets, using a male for transportation or expensive hand bags, and ultimately, the savage ripping out of the male human's intestines, heart, lungs, and stomach, leaving the male a puddle of broken hopes and dreams on the floor. Happy Birthday Gage.

Mother, I'm having a female come over for dinner tonight, if that's alright with father.' 'Is she a nice girl son? What is her name?' 'Don't worry mom, Susie's not a shapeshifter.

by Biggie Benny Brown Town August 15, 2010

Shapeshifter

This druid is not called Shapeshifter because of his great access to a variety of forms, rather because of his complete dedication to a single form. This druid has willingly allowed himself to become infected with lycanthropy, but due to intense study and training he has the ability to control his affliction. The creature he becomes is that of a werewolf, the most famous of all the lycanthrope shape changers.

a very wierd and powerful person

by smurf August 23, 2004

Shapeshifter

A transsexual or a shemale.
Also, a man who dresses up as a woman or vice versa.

Mike: Dude, can you see that cute babe by the bar?
Ralph: Give it up, she's a shapeshifter...
Mike: You tellin' me that's a guy!?!?!?
Ralph: Yeah man, she is.

by KyleDilax November 14, 2006

Shapeshifters

Some group who try to play music. Also known as "Shirt Lifters"

Shapeshifters's latest song plays
Person 1: *dies*

by Duffy October 6, 2004

Shapeshifter

A shapeshifter is this void blob thing that can cause a shit ton of damage like holy shit it's ANGY
Please do not pat the angy thing, it will screm

Holy shit that's an expensive ass toilet

Haha you F O O L

You naive little nugget
You absolute dumbass
It's not a $9999 toilet

It is I

he, she, they, that, it,

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by The basement demon August 2, 2020

Shapeshifter

A person who can change into the opposite sex for criminal purposes. They can assume the characteristics body and gait of the other sex almost at will. Its more than a Sibyll like change, they are demonic in the change and lure you in by making you think they are "helpless" "coy" or "simple" and then attack when they are alone with you, torture you and eventually kill you unless you have good friends or family around you to protect you

Bill was surprised by his wife Theodora. He thought she was a domestic violence victim, so he gave her a house and once he bought it, Theodora shapshifted into a man and drugged poor Bill into outer space while she went around the city committing crimes as a man then shapeshifting when she returned home. During a brief moment of clarity during the intermission of his drug induced early brain death he realized to his chagrin that Theodora was a shapeshifter, Theodora had duped him and was the opposite of the victim he thought he had rescued. She was a predator and criminal . She was a He. She was a typical Shapeshifter.

by Julia Caesar October 17, 2018