Jordan shankman

Bad at sports runs like my grandma and looks like a naked mole rat and has a small dick

Ladies watch out Jordan shankman has a small dick and he coming to get you

by ProObamaCare January 22, 2019

The J Shaumberg

Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.

The J Shaumberg was Jorey and TJ's favorite thing to do during foreplay.

by Alyssa G January 27, 2008

Shaumik

They are usually the class clown
They know how to put a smile on someone's face no matter what
They are the life of the party even when there isn't on
Everyone needs one in their life
Their flaw might be that they don't know when the joke ends
But everyone still loves them
They are the difference between having everything and having nothing
Knowing one of these people can change your life for the better.

"He is such a Shaumik"

by thecoolestpersoneverlawlz December 7, 2012

Shanu

1. Of the highest or finest quality; exceptionally good of its kind.

2. Taunting mercilessly - sending the tauntee to the verge of tears.

1.The food at this slaughter house is shanu.

2. That guy is shanuing the shit out of his opponents.

by Sharan June 18, 2003

Shabum

1. A word that you use when you can't think of a word.
2. A word that describes a foolish person or someone that you don't like.
3. Another word for booty

1. "Bob can you do me a favor and get that Shabum?"
2. Sometimes Sophia is a Shabum to me.
3. Male 1: "Ewww Look at that Shabum so ugly it makes me sick >:C I want a hot one"

by TheOriginalHobo September 29, 2012

Shankmeister

A person who is often mistaken for another name, commonly Shank in the replacement of the last name Shane.

That boy is such a shankmeister, you can never get his last name right.

by Buzzandbirdy January 12, 2010

Shanmitha

Meeting dis girl for a few tyms can make u share ur secrets w her...she is a whole new fun and knowing her myt be the best thing she will be there for u in ur highs or lows!!!she does lose her temper sometimes but when she speaks shez honest and straight with her feelings, it myt sound cold sometimes but u will love it!

Shez got everything and she is really funny.The times u meet her she myt not open up much but u shd get to know her.Dont think ur offending her,she is never offended loll and in short shez a whole new thing to explore~~~

and I do think a thing tat these girls got the height,<3

Shanmitha myt be a weird or cold person to appear but u gotta meet one!:p

by Sss~ September 29, 2021