Like the most sweetest/unique girl in the game. Always make a boy smile/want more! Dancing involving hands is super cute! Does not enjoy milk but she makes up for it by being the coolest bitch on the planet. She do not put up with any shit. Her eyes are like looking into the future if the future consists of ice cream and rainbows. Smile is like biggie smalls (hypnotizing). Oh yeah like beyond flexible compared to the average thot. Lastly has a bitchin wardrobe that is always in style.

person: Hey girl

Me: Naw playboy step off! Get your own Shane (female)

shane (female) by jacuzzzi boy November 16, 2017

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Shane Dawson

A sexual predator with over 20 Million subscribers who gets into deep shit every few months but never shoulders the consequences. A disgusting man who should never have gotten such a large audience.

"Did you hear about what Garret was convicted of yesterday?"
"Yeah. What a Shane Dawson."

Shane Dawson by Anastasi0s July 1, 2020

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Golden Shane

When you are at a festival and you feel a glowing warmth exude your rectal area. What comes next can only be described as the tsunami of shits, requiring you to be almost acrobatic above the drop toilet as it continues to run out you arse like Usain Bolt

OMG someone someone has taken his shoes off in there!! He must have had a golden Shane

Golden Shane by WhatThe13 April 3, 2020

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Shane Dawsoning

The act of shagging your cat.

Duude I walked in on Chad Shane Dawsoning his cat. I am scarred for life

Shane Dawsoning by NotIsla August 13, 2020

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