Shampooted

The sound the shampoo bottle makes when you're giving it a squeeze and it lets one rip.

That wasn't me farting, the shampoo shampooted.

Was showering this morning and my head and shoulders shampooted on me, might be running a little low.

by Momotash May 16, 2020

Shampooed

When some ones been living under a rock for their whole life

Omg jess your have you been shampooed

by J2hundred July 14, 2021

Shampooed russalo

When you premature a polish brunch.

Totally Shampooed russalo with a Dirty Austin last night.

by Snedely McSaggins May 27, 2023

Shampooed

To mess up but in a funny / silly way.

You forgot to pick up your wife from the airport cuz you were playing COD? Man you shampooed.

by BigOlittleG April 16, 2024