Shamard

Shamard is an amazing guy. He's shy at first but when you get to know him he turns into a stand up comedian. He's really popular, but only keeps a few real friends. He is really cute but doesn't always think so. When it comes to girls Shamard likes to stick to one at a time he's a nice guy and girls abuse that and he ends up being the one who always gets hurt, but hes forgiving. Shamard is really open minded and tries to understand other peoples point in an argument. When you really hurt shamard or make him mad he just wont show for a few days and avoid you, but if he doesnt like you he will go off and curse you out and wont care who's watching. He the kind of guy who likes everything straight foward, if you dont like him tell him he wont be mad. He can be the sweetest guy in a relationship but you have to show him love first so he knows he wont end up embarrassing him self, hes not into the girl that flirts with everyone. All in all he's an amazing person and i love him.

People like Shamard are amazing and sometimes sensitive people

by Thekiddo127 September 30, 2018

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shamada shamada

1. Used singularly, it is a language, characterised by fast speech, over-use of the 'e' syllable, and insertion of 'h' consonant at odd intervals; the language of Deeegeenerrattion;
2. To speak in code.

Definition 1:
Guy: Why the hell are they talking like that?
Dude: Oh its some school thing. They call it 'Shamada'
Definition 2:
Dude: Timme! I gotta tell you something
Guy: Speak in Shamada, noone will understand.

by Blackstump November 16, 2003

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shahaad

Typically a black male with an incredibly large package who is also very funny and sexually active.

That's a serious shahaad dick wow

by Barolglock March 13, 2017

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Shamaraderie

Portmanteau word

The forced workplace based camaraderie that exists between middle management and her "team"
Typically involves laughter at appallingly weak jokes and bonding exercises in which "Team Leader" and "Team" fantasise over the changes to the workplace they would invoke if the lottery syndicate got lucky.
It is shown to have no basis in friendship when exposed to meaningful scrutiny

The sense of them "all being in it together" was exposed as a "shamaraderie" the moment the MD began to ascertain who was to blame for the loss of the account

by Markiavelli February 17, 2013

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Shampadarph

Shampadarph (alt. champadarph) noun - A field of mathematical study, like calculus, that is mean to improve upon the basic quality of life. It was created to open the doorway for anyone to come up with their own mathematical system. Shampadarph, specifically, includes two new operations, the darph and the shamp. This system is sure to change the way math is taught in our earthly society.

Note: Also spelled

Student 1: Have you done your shampadarph homework yet?
Student 2: No, I don't understand how to darph the numbers and the TA's office hours aren't until tomorrow
Student 1: At this rate I will never finish trading shamps and marps!
Student 2: Good luck dude...

by NewMath September 13, 2016

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