Shamdildo

its a dildo basically but it applies the shamwow concept. you basically just shove it in your/her vag and it sucks up all the moisture. now that the inside of the vag feels like sandpaper you can stick your dick up there and make it bleed. colors come in orange, blueberry, blood, and camel. (warning for masochistic purposes only)

Matt-"right after i basted my girlfriend i shoved a shamdildo up her vag then stuck my dick in there. it felt like my dick was rolling around in hot beach sand."

Dan-"aww dude you gotta invite me next time it sounds like a blast!"

by lil pga pro 1 June 29, 2009

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shamditioner

The combination of shampoo and hair conditioner in one bottle. Also known as a 2-in-1.

I used to buy shampoo and conditoner separately, but now I buy shamditioner.

This new shamditioner makes my hair clean and soft!

by skyclad580 February 4, 2010

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shamdid

A fake candid photo; usually of girls purposely not looking at the camera, faking a laugh with their mouth wide open, looking pensively at nothing in the distance, pretending to run through a field or on the beach holding their bf's hand, smiling into a cup of lukewarm coffee, posing like someone just happened to take the photo when in reality, they've spent the last 45 minutes bullying their bestie or bf into taking the shot for them.

OMG Tiffany is so basic, always posting those shamdids of pumpkin spice lattes and dragging her bf through sunflower fields.

by tresadrienne January 23, 2019

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Shamdemic

See FAKEADEMIC

Seeing how the numbers and treatments keep changing surrounding the whole Covid-19, it would lead intelligent people to believe it is all a Shamdemic instead of the monster we originally told it would be.

by Testore September 14, 2020

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