Shaggy Rogers

The most powerful being in existence, Norville “Shaggy” Rogers was born in July of 1952. He is a member of Mystery Incorporated.

Shaggy Rogers is a god.

by gregenergy January 28, 2019

Musical Shags.

Similar to the kids favourite, musical chairs, only a man will lie on the floor and try to maintain wood. Ladies will then dance over him in a circle wearing no underwear. When the music stops the lady who is on over the man at that time will squat down and shag him for a certain amount of time until the music starts again and the ladies dance once more.

Rupert: Hey, how was your birthday party the other night, did you get up to anything exciting?
Nigel: I had a fantastic night, me and the ladies enjoyed a game of musical shags.I shot my load about ten times!

by Nigel Fleming May 1, 2007

Shaggy

A fucking god of destruction with unimaginable power

Yo, Shaggy can just use like 1% of his power to defeat Thanos, man

by Yeetus DaMeatus January 28, 2019

shaggy

the scooby doo character with the best hair

I want hair like shaggy

by HEEHOO BANAN July 12, 2020

The Shaggy Effect

The tendency to mumble unintelligible or foreign-language verses to popular songs before loudly shouting notable phrases. Named for the rapper Shaggy, of "It Wasn't Me" fame.

The Shaggy Effect in it's original context:
-How could I forget that I had given her an extra key, all this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me
-hrmunrmudrpdrp bumbadumbudoopoo. brdabrdabopbop dumdadumdadeedu. badabadabopbop tatabdap, badabadaboomboom BABY NO WAY!!!

More recently:
-badamdesilla weyudasola badabambasura DANZA KUDURO!!

by white boy 692 December 19, 2011

The Shaggy Defence

The defence favored by the protagonist in Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me". Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, he maintains his innoncence by simply saying it was somebody else. Also liked by R. Kelly, O.J. Simpson, and Phil Specter

Person A: Oh, man, I just killed 2 dozen people. There were over 50 witnesses. My shirt was off and everyone saw my tattoo that says "My name is Jeffrey Dahmer". What should I do?
Person B: Say it wasn't you.
Person A: Oh, the Shaggy Defence...hadn't thought of that.

by ExperimentalFilm November 12, 2009

shaggy dog story

A long, convoluted anecdote, often told simply to result in a sentence that consists almost entirely of puns.

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One classic shaggy dog story involves a man named Hugh who is out to stop a couple of monks from growing flowers for money:

"Remember Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars."

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by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010