shade

A dishonest, shady, or sketchy person, often used semi-jokingly. Anyone doing something a little creepy or not quite upright.

Person 1: Where were you at lunch today?
Person 2: I was hanging out in the woods behind the school.
Person 1: Where all the pot-smokers hang out? You shade!

or

Person 1 sneaks up behind person 2 and steals a pen.
Person 2: You're such a shade!

by _Emily_ April 28, 2008

shade

a term used by retards when referring to shake(see marijuana)

"You got any bud?"
"Nah, all i got is some shade"

by Smokey Von Tedistein April 22, 2008

Shade

Someone you only heard his name and things that happened to him, but never seen him on a photo or in person.

Guy 1: "Jack fell from the stairs in the hospital yesterday"
Guy 2: "I don't know him, Jack is a shade for me"

by IceColdKilla September 15, 2006

Shade

"Shade" (plural "shades") - a term used to describe a man working for a government agency, be that the CIA, the FBI, Secret Service...whatever. Derived from their distinctive black sunglasses.

"Almost makes you wonder what exactly what would happen if you went up and ejaculated on the shades."

by Jim Henson's Dog January 21, 2009

Shade

Shade is a mystical being that dwells on the inner side of the cosmic void. With a power that has no equal, he will eviscerate anyone that stands in his way. It is unwise to defy him. He will take everyone and everything you love and tear it apart in front of your eyes.

Shade is coming. Shade will kill us all.

by MrShadeYT October 12, 2020

Shade

Slang word used to describe a member of the police,
the word shade comes from the term for -
"the tip of the cock off a piebald (knackers) horse!"

Keep an eye out for the shades

by happyrower January 16, 2009

Shade

The shadow your dick makes over your balls.

Example: "I was about to hook up with this guy until I saw how much shade he had...I said that's not going inside me!"

by 3tbsThickIt May 14, 2018