Sexpiration is a date when an older and formally very sensual women all of a sudden loses her sexual appetite and libido and prefers to play with the grandchildren rather than you or herself.
by Grandpa Roy April 28, 2014
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by George Shaw December 9, 2008
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A male who dresses like a pirate and oozes sex appeal.
Generally has wild, messy hair, black eyeliner, and clothes similar to those a pirate would wear (black pants, black vest, ragged button up shirt in either black or white, black boots)
Generally has wild, messy hair, black eyeliner, and clothes similar to those a pirate would wear (black pants, black vest, ragged button up shirt in either black or white, black boots)
Russell Brand, the English comedian is a prime example of a Sexpirate, especially as he has a sex addiction; Johnny Depp (in Pirates of the Caribbean)
by Lola Ramona March 4, 2009
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Saunders: *cartwheels*
Me: Jenna you look positively awestruck. Is that your sexpression?
Saunders: *cartwheels*
Me: Jenna you look positively awestruck. Is that your sexpression?
by TurboCretin May 10, 2009
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Dude2: Woah man, hold up she's way past her sexpirey date!
Dude2: Woah man, hold up she's way past her sexpirey date!
by hagiggles July 27, 2010
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Her sexpression rocked the bed before we even started.
Sexpress yourself before you wreck your self.
Her sexpression rocked the bed before we even started.
Sexpress yourself before you wreck your self.
by Ev!eStern March 1, 2022
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