sexlexic 

n. (secks-lecks-ick, Am-Eng. origin) A very sexy learning disability. (see Futurama)

"Does sexlexic mean you put the constiuent parts of sex in the wrong order?"
Yes.

"And sometimes you can't think of sex at all?"
Yes.

"And sometimes sex's move around on the page in front of you?"
Yes.

"I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?"

"(Sigh) Sexlexia."

"Therefore I am a sexlexic!"

sexlexic by sexlexic June 27, 2007

Sexless Wreck

The exact opposite of having wild wreckless sex. A sexless wreck is a state-of-being characterized by mental distress and anxiety due to sex deprivation for weeks, months or even years at a time. Being a sexless wreck is far more common among men, as their female counterparts are mostly uneffected by sexual urges due to centuries of sexual and psychological warfare with men.

Zach: Why is that 20-something year old man cowering in the fetal position in the corner of his room rocking back and forth and shivering.

Billy: Oh him? He's my roommate. He hasn't gotten laid in 7 months and now hes really starting to break down. A real sexless wreck.

Sexless Wreck by Arthur Riddic Oldman March 23, 2011

sexless 

someone who can't get laid if they tried. They just cant get pussy no matter how hard they try to get it. They will use any means necessary to obtain it yet fail constantly. They just dont have the skilz to get any ass.

Sonny has been sexless for 10 years. Loser goes on the internet and tries to get pussy 1000 miles away and she even dumps him! HA HA HA

sexless by Your uncle September 18, 2007

sexlag 

The fatigue and mild sense of disorientation experienced after staying up all night having sex, thus disrupting the body's circadian rhythms as would an international flight. Also shag-lag.

"Man, I don't know how I'm going to stay awake for work Monday, I've got serious sexlag from Saturday night."

sexlag by rabbitstrike July 20, 2008

Sexle 

A freckle that you get from having a lot of sex.

Adam: Damn look at her freckles!
Nick: Nah man, those are sexles, she's totally a whore.
Adam: Oh. Damn.

Sexle by B Robert E Smith February 12, 2009

Sexlexia 

A mental disorder where a person sees connotations for sex everywhere, principally within literature. The term can also be applied more generally to encompass all forms of communication and social life.
The concerned person will be very disagreeable and will, unconsciously, relate everything you say to him, to sex. He will be incapable of any clear thought whatsoever.
Certain people believe that sexlexia may cause an irreversible modification of the brain, which will block the victim from clear thought for the rest of his life. Specialists disagree over the cause of the illness, but it is most commonly believed that Sexlexia is not only influenced by the social lifestyle of the victim, but also by the size of his penis (very small).

Dialog:
Man 1: Did you see the fooball match last night?
Sexlexic: What, you have a foot fetish now do you?

Most common sexlexia symptom:
Man 2: It was so hot last night.
Sexlexic: Ur mom was so hot last night!

Sexlexia by TheZoolooMaster September 24, 2006

sexlexic 

adj. A condition in which you confuse common words for sexual or perverted words. Can be used as a noun, i.e. sexlexia

John: "I had the weirdest dream last night."

Pat: "I thought that said you had the WETTEST dream last night."

John: "Pat, you're so sexlexic, I swear."

sexlexic by sexlexia101 August 30, 2009