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Porcelain doll sex 

The act of positioning numerous porcelain dolls in sexual, absurd positions around someones house during a party. Often located in places that will be found long after the party is finished, like in freezers and showers. This act is done completely out of good fun, and just hoping to get a good laugh from other people.
Guy 1: The party was getting pretty boring, so we made some porcelain doll sex scenes around the house. But the homeowner got kind of pissed off.

guy 2: Hahaa sick, did u make sure you had photographic evidence of them for a good laugh later on?
Dolls that are used for the sex... see Al Brooks.
Johnny: Damn, my sex doll has deflated again.

Greg: cough(needle dick)cough
sex dolls by Ben June 18, 2004

19 dollar sex 

SSome 19 dollar fortnite sex card..
Who wants it..P??? BANGG... (/"&no more sex)("
Mum: U fat cunt why r u playing roblox, when i juswt bought u a 19 dollar sex card, and fortnite card, the man said who wants iiiy.. SHARE SAHRE

Son: mummy i am black

Sexdollinan Complex 

Unconsciously act out and or cause harm to others and blame it on a sex doll.
The suspect got caught red handed at home with stolen lingerie however he whispered that his sex doll did it. Hence suffering from Sexdollinan Complex

sexdoll9991 

Me
Fuccboy: hey wassup, whats ya name?
sexdoll9991: my name is sexdoll9991
sexdoll9991 by Sexdoll9991 November 7, 2019

sexdoll crimes 

Any crime blamed on innocent materials that make up a Sex doll.
The jury unanimously voted guilty and he was charged with faking a series of sexdoll crimes.
sexdoll crimes by msscream1234 January 27, 2018