Toxic Sewer Slide

Toxic Sewer Slide

When, in a group of three, one friend provides and sets up two slip n' slides right next to each other, for extra slide space. The second friend, having downed the entire taco bell menu with a lil bit of chipotle, aims their rear from the top of the slip n' slides, and produces the most disgusting, vile, and downright disturbing, river of pure shit from the depths of their bowels. Now because the first friend is likely trying to hold in their vomit, the third friend will strip, completely... Friend three will get a running start and slide down the slip n' slide and into the nearest pool.

Note : You will need four different things for this,

A. A disgusting friend.
B. A friend with nothing to lose.
C. And a friend with two slip n' slides.
D. A death wish.

Friend One - "I got the Slip N' Slides!"
Friend Two - "I got the food!"
Friend Three - "And I'm going to hell, lets do this shit,"
Friend One - "Why did I agree to the Toxic Sewer Slide..."

by DreamyDough February 23, 2024

sewer slimy slide

sewer slimy slide: when you want to kermit suicide but u end up going down a sewer slimy slide 😌🙈🙊💩

Patty made me wanna go down the sewer slimy slide cause she ate my cake ;)

by don’t user your real name February 13, 2019

go kermit sewer side

It is basically a spin off of go commit die, except this is more deadly, it reaches into your soul and hits you hard, its more destructive than jokes about dead relatives, its the best comeback

Person 1: your mom gay
Person 2: stfu and go kermit sewer side

by Reknios July 10, 2018

Sewer side

A less serious way to say suicide.

"I'm going to commit sewer side"
"F"

by Potato75 March 21, 2019

Seger Slide

One of the most depressing drinking games ever invented. Has origins in a depressing Brantford, Ontario, which is widely known as the birthplace of Wayne Gretzky as well as for being the once-home of Alexander Graham Bell. In the present day, Brantford is mainly home to meth heads and university students who didn't have good enough marks to get accepted to Laurier's Waterloo campus or the concurrent education program at Queen's.

The drinking game consists of a communal bottle of wine (or box, depending on how self-loathing you're feeling that day) that is shared with a group as a Bob Seger song plays in the background. The wine is passed around in a circle as the song plays, and the person in possession of the wine when the song stops has to chug whatever is left. There is no winner to this game, but it is presumed the loser is the first person who either begins crying or who relapses to whatever drug habit for which they are being treated.

"Hey man, I just got started on methadone, want to get together later and do the Seger Slide?"

by brazzerssfw July 16, 2016

sewerslide

typically used in a sentence when an parent or teacher is around and is just a replacement for suicide

person:i thought he kirmited sewerslide.

other person: no he died from a heart attack.

by Sinning boi June 17, 2020

sewerslide

suicide but sewerslide.

I saw kermit sewersliding last night. It was very sad. now i have to write sewerslide again just so it lets me submit this

by ThisIsMySchoolAccountL@L! December 5, 2018