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Severin

The nicest guy you'll ever meet.
Genuine, kind, sweet and a real peach of a pal !!
Grab yourself a severin as a friend today and you won't regret it !!!
Can't not have a Severin as a friend !
by scottishpenguin February 3, 2010
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sebelius

to negligently ignore critical items in an oblivious manner with devastating consequences to large groups of people with the ulterior motive to fecklessly blame one's opponents for the subsequent widespread panic, chaos and wreckage.

Distantly related to the terms SNAFU, FUBAR and BOHICA due to their governmental origins although more to do with the civilian federal bureaucracy than the military.
Citizen 1: I have tried 30 times to get onto helathcare.org so I can get insurance for my family.

Citizen 2: I thought obama fixed that

Citizen 1: no but he sure sebeliused the crap out of the tea party on this one.
by Matoh Wakan October 28, 2013
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Severina

The manifestation of pure awesomeness, encompassed by unparalleled beauty and poise. Often endowed with unsurpassed intellect and variety of awe-inspiring talents.
"Davinci's art elicits a severinaesque depiction in my mind"
by SeviiRina November 20, 2009
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severiously

A combination of seriousness and severity.
I hit the ATM today and found out my bank account was severiously overdrawn. Must've been from all the insufficient fucks I had in it.
by Dr. Do-'Em September 21, 2016
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Severiano

People who have this name are only the hottest/sexiest/most orgasmic guys alive on this planet. Nobody can resist their luscious brown hair and hypnotizing blue eyes. People with this name make you want to write songs about them, like to the tune of "If U Seek Amy" for example (oh baby baby have you seen Sev tonight?). Nobody can resist but to engage in exciting conversations with them about grass, lamps, candles, weather, sex, saturn, and nicknames.
"That guy standing by his locker is so fucking hot!"
"Oh, that's Severiano!"
by iaminlovewithsev July 9, 2009
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sevenitis

artificially inflated opinion of one's own attractiveness often suffered by women of "seven" level physical beauty, due to the fact that the widest spectrum of men are willing to approach them in public.
"That bitch just snubbed me! She's not even that hot!"

"Yeah, she's got a bad case of sevenitis."
by Patrick1832 October 16, 2007
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Severitus

A fanfiction story challenge made by the author Severitus on fanfiction.net. It includes a very specific set of requirements, found at their LiveJournal page (google "severitus challenge livejournal").

Requirements:
1. Severus Snape must be revealed to be Harry's father.
2. Remus Lupin must have returned to Hogwarts for some reason or another (unless it's a 3rd year AU, in which case he's already there).
3. Harry must undergo some progressive physical change starting on his birthday. No *tada!* and suddenly he looks like Snape.
4. The story must be based mostly around Harry and Snape.
5. (Optional) Incorporate one or more of the conversations posted on the LiveJournal page. Change them however you want (it's encouraged!).
6. Make a note somewhere that it's in response to this challenge, so all the other nice people can give it a shot too, and be able to find the other challenge responses.
7. Tell Severitus that you wrote a response to the challenge! Feel free to either email them or let them know in a review on one of their stories.
I was reading a fic tagged as a Severitus, but the author didn't include all of the requirements of the challenge. They probably assumed that "Severitus" was just a fancy name for a "Mentor!Snape" fic, and never read the challenge themselves.
by Danneyland October 4, 2016
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