Stupid rules

Boundaries made by stupid fucking teachers or leaders who think the wrong things all the time and want to fuck up your life.

Coach: What were you doing in the locker room?
Guy: I was getting changed.
Coach: Nah, you were talking and wasting your fucking time. You're suspended from changing in the locker room for two weeks.
Guy: You know what, you're a stupid coach who makes stupid rules, you fucking dumbass.

by AdomC March 7, 2015

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

A warning that dictates that intentionally doing something agreed to be foolish or stupid will only result in negative consequences for the person doing the idiotic thing.

Jack apparently looked down the barrel of his pistol to see why it wasn't firing. It seems he didn't remember the maxim of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and blew his brains out on accident.

by Intelligence001 March 25, 2022

stupid liberal

The only kind of liberal there is.

That stupid liberal thinks that an AR-15 is a fully automatic assault rifle.

by Poyfect September 2, 2018

stupid sarah

When you do something wrong that is obviously something you should know how to do right..

Cooking a meal for someone with a peanut allergy...

Allergic man: "Hey what flavour chicken is that?"
Cook: "Satay."
Allergic man: "stupid Sarah"

by Sarah's neighbour August 11, 2021

fucked stupid

When act of sexual intercourse is performed so well you cant formulate a complete sentence or lose control of motor functions.

Last night Jennifer got fucked stupid. She was flailing all around the room when i was done then rolled over and fell to sleep.

by Mr.Click quote December 15, 2012

stupid gay niggers

A black person who likes it his ass and is stupid af

Look at those stupid gay niggers taking it in his ass

by Dick bubkiss August 16, 2017

Stupid Liberal

A stupid liberal is so narrow minded they would side with communists and terrorists before they would side with President Trump. A stupid liberal hates the 2nd amendment and supports gun control laws because they believe American's should be forcibly disarmed by the government. A "stupid liberal" has referred to this country as "fascist" for the last four years now. A stupid liberal clearly does not know the meaning of this word because if so they would not be on board with a mass gun confiscation. The stupid liberal refers to every white male as "privileged" and if you don't agree with them you're just a racist and should "check your privilege bro". A stupid liberal is politically challenged and knows many gender pronouns but knows nothing about history or world affairs. A stupid liberal is so blinded by their hate for Trump that they would vote for the Nazi party if it meant Trump out of office.

A stupid liberal walks into a bar and asks them for some matches, they said no and he said "bro, you're all a bunch of fascists".

by Gift to society August 20, 2020