A white tablet devised by Bayer Industries to finally solve the world's pigeon problems. Also known as "pigeon killer".
by Rommel Rico August 15, 2006
Get the alka-seltzer mug.Sinking at least 2 effervescent Alka-Seltzer tablets in carbonated/fizzy seltzer water/club soda/soda water as an old-school hangover relief remedy.
Bob got so loaded last night at the party, I just saw him doing a double seltzer-drop in the break room.
by busterboner August 28, 2009
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When out to eat at a restaurant, the person you are with asks the waitress if they charge for seltzer water. Most often a waitress will say yes, but sometimes the waitress doesn't know better and says no.
Customer: "Do you charge for seltzer water?"
Waitress: "Uhhh....ahh! I don't....no!"
Customer: "Great! I'll take thirty."
Manager: "You're such a seltzerstealer. Get the hell out of my restaurant!"
Waitress: "Uhhh....ahh! I don't....no!"
Customer: "Great! I'll take thirty."
Manager: "You're such a seltzerstealer. Get the hell out of my restaurant!"
by Mitch__poj February 6, 2010
Get the Seltzerstealer mug.The new rage in alcoholic drinks, alcoholic, carbonated water. A drink for those who either hate the taste of beer or want to feel like they’re being healthy. In reality, in two to three years, scientists will be saying this drink is terrible for you and causes cancer because that’s life kids.
Me and the boys gettin lit tonight on this alco-seltzer. Hangover? Take your pick: alka-seltzer or better yet, alco-seltzer.
by Seealis January 19, 2020
Get the Alco-Seltzer mug.Nitro cold brew coffee, a kind of coffee served chilled that uses bubbles of dissolved nitrogen to add a smooth texture. These bubbles are notably smaller than those of carbonated water.
by vanishingly February 22, 2021
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Did you hear that Lil Wayne Verse?..He Says "I Be..Shittin on ya boys.. I Need a Alka Seltzer Sandwich..UGH"
by Punjabiballar February 17, 2008
Get the Alka Seltzer Sandwich mug.When you’ve eaten a shit ton of pineapple and jizz streams of yoghurt all over that dumb sluts face that you picked up from the bar at closing time. Helps if you have the pina colada song playing when you bust yo nut... “if you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain”....
Yo Jimmy, I ended up going home with that Lucy chick from the bar last night, gave her a tropical seltzer! She stormed out before her Uber had even arrived...
by Big Poppa nutsack December 28, 2020
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