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football seasoning

n. A certain uniquely attractive flavor that football adds to the autumn.
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Man, the atmosphere around here is dead gruesome. The world is bland ... bland I tell you!

Wait until next week. That is when the football seasoning is going to spice up your life.
by gnostic1 September 8, 2011
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Seasoning the mullet

That hillbilly went nuts, cops came and you knew what was going to happen,, Seasoning the mullet
by Emobubbles December 23, 2008
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Sink Seasoning

Those few seconds when you eat over the sink because of your lack of energy to get a plate, then drop the food into the sink and "seasoning" it with all the germs within.
I just got sink seasoning after dropping my burger into the sink, yum!
by bababooeyinator December 19, 2020
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Italian Coochie Seasoning

It is the seasoning you put on yo gurls vagina to make it taste good, also used to make head somewhat enjoyable. Comes in lube bottles.
I used Italian coochie seasoning last night and my girl tasted like Romanos macaroni grill.
by Tony the pedo uncle December 8, 2019
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Street Seasoning

noun - any of a large variety of flavorful particles, crumbs, and dust found in and around city streets, alleyways, gutters, cracks in the pavements, and most often - the bottoms of restaurant dumpsters.

Elaboration:
Street Seasoning works particularly well on Street Chicken, adding an earthy, street-funk-spice to the otherwise bland Street Chicken's meat: the notorious Meat of the Dirty Birdy.

Many such urban connoisseurs have been known to season their rations of scavenged food (to taste) as the composition, quality, and ratio of particles in the seasoning varies greatly from harvest to harvest.
Box Bob: So whatcha got goin' fer the Street Seasoning right there?

Street Pete: Alls I needs is 'bout 2 parts pavement-dust ta add ta mah dumpster-cheese/alley-oregano/gutter-butter, and mah seasonin's will be prime-time tip-top tasty-ness!

Box Bob: Aw man, I'm gettin' hongry just thinkin' bout it! We gots some Street-Chicken left from yestaday, and a lil' dumpster-puddin' fer dessert!

Street Pete: Oh hells yeah, pal! Let's get ta grubbin'!
by Blue Oxygen October 31, 2009
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Johnny's seasoning salt

The most wonderful of all seasoning salts. Created in the kitchens of Johnny's Dock in Tacoma, Washington. Can be used on literally everything. Most containers say "no MSG added" but we all know there's enough natural MSG to go around. As defined on the bottle, Johnny's seasoning salt is "pure magic".
I sprinkled some Johnny's seasoning salt on my girlfriend last night and damn that bitch tasted good.
by A-ton and Haargoth August 1, 2008
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binge seasoning

Watching entire seasons of TV shows as quickly as possible. Often times episodes are watched back to back in one day.
I spent the whole weekend binge seasoning, I watched the first three seasons of Breaking Bad.
by cheesy rice September 20, 2013
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