septingentisexual

someone who is sexually attracted to 700 animate and inanimate objects, including things with and without holes.

WOW, he has a warehouse to store his 700 objects; he's septingentisexual

by haha_i_am_watching_you_haha August 9, 2012

ilene sexton

a very sexual person, who is a good kisser, and a badass.
Very hard person to mess with.

"whoa, that girl is such an ilene sexton!"

by Mary Joelisa February 4, 2009

Seton Hall University

A school conveniently located right in the hood. Some people from the hood somehow make it into the school. As a result of its shitty location, the whole school is blocked off from society by a large metal fence, and you have to ID and swipe to do the simplest of actions (like enter the parking lot) and enter your building. Further, you are not allowed to have a car if you are not a commuter or don't have an internship..regardless if you are a senior or freshman.. A lot of the people there are New York/New Jersey rich, snotty kids, so if you're not like that then it is highly suggested not to go to this school. or else you will transfer after one semester, just like yours truly.

non shu student: hey hows Seton Hall University treatin ya?

shu student: it sucks i transferred. when they asked where i said i didn't care as long as i never had to look at south orange, nj again in my life

by Sheriff69 October 19, 2011

seton hall

any place that claims to be a non-profit organization, but really charges $35,000 a year and in return gives uncooperative professors, broken laptops, unprofessional professionals, and gladly hands you over to the sopd

Seton Hall just screwed me over again.

by junior February 25, 2004

Sefton

1. V. To mentally castrate for the purpose of enjoyment.

2. V. To destroy the mind and soul with unnecessary application of useless utilities. (i.e. calculus)

My calculus teacher decided to Sefton all of us with a mind blowing problem that even he could not solve.

by Seftonman December 2, 2009

Seaton Standard Time

This is a special time zone that is always running 30 to 45 minutes behind the local time zone.

Will said he would be here at 1:00, so probably more like 1:30. He's running on Seaton Standard Time.

by Wolfjott February 4, 2017

Love Septor

(a) Just another word to name your dick

i wouldnt let Bertha ride my love septor so she got mad and turned emo

by JeffreySon February 14, 2007