Spabbling

The act of commenting on someone's Facebook status with the sole intent of starting a conversation only to delete all of your comments. It is a form of spam that makes the victim appear to be talking to themselves.

Mike's Status: I hate it when people spabble.
Mike: Good, how are you?
Mike: Oh, she's fine, she got out of the hospital last week.
Mike: That's great news!
Mike: Yeah, I don't know.
Mike: Wait, what happened to all your comments?

Spabbling.

by MichelleObamaSwag November 6, 2011

sebbing

Vomiting from extreme alcohol abuse in a highly embarrassing manner.

Person A: Yo, where Toby at?
Person B: He’s totally sebbing in Mary’s bathroom.

by A.Stoner February 7, 2010

Shobbing

When one is sad/angry enough to cry but not a single tear escapes.

Sue: What were you doing last night?

Billy: I was shobbing in a corner.

by Cannibalistic Taco July 28, 2012

crying, sobbing, throwing up

the definition is in the word itself. It can mean crying over angst or sobbing over something you don't have. likeeeee does that make sense or..

Mitski's song A Pearl has been on loop for 2 days.

crying, sobbing, throwing up.

by yannie_xx May 24, 2022

Stobbling

Stumbling and wobbling when intoxicated.

Lisa is stobbling down the hallway!

by 3flowerchildssj December 13, 2016

Sobbing Clam

A vagina that has pre-cum overflowing or leaking out of the edges.

"Oh babe, my sobbing clam is ready to be cheered up"

by cheeto dust 01 November 11, 2018

I'm sobbing

A word the majority of people on tiktok use, means you're laughing to the point of crying.

Minnie : Yo! Have you seen this tiktok?!
Mickey : LMAO, I'M SOBBING.

by FlamingoFeed May 12, 2021