shelfed

to store an arbitrary item in a bodily orifice for later use.

That stripper's son shelfed my phone!

by clickitdown December 6, 2006

Selfe

To raise one's leg up on an object whilst applying weight on that leg while keeping your back straight with one hand either on your hip or on your mustache (Which expands to your neck on both sides of your face in a simple thin line) in a disturbing manner.

This position was named after the great Mark Selfe who first appeared in this motion as a football exercise to stretch the legs

Rhys: "Hey, look at that kid"
Dan: "OMG HE'S DOING A SELFE!!!"
Jason: "God damn it" -facepalm-

by That kid from Morley July 6, 2011

SelFeed

A smashing application through which one can earn fabulous discounts off their bill at local restaurants, by simply sharing a photo of their meal onto Facebook!

Dude, have you tried the new app SelFeed?! It's so rad yo!

by Orangeye May 20, 2015

Selferotication

When a gay man is masturbauting and the only visual assistance he needs is the view of himself jerking off.

I'm excited for a night of selferotication.

by Jsummers33 January 3, 2017

selled

The autistic way to say the past tense of sell.

Guy 1: Aye yo I just selled my watch
Guy 2: you what your watch
Guy 1: selled?
Guy 2: im blocking you and getting your account terminated and reporting you to the Federal Bereu of Investigation and getting your house nuked and deleting your existence and killing your friends and family bye
Guy 1: what
Guy 2: mr. sElLED

by B r e e z e October 6, 2019

selfudie

Selfie + Nudie = Selfudie

Hey, you want to see my selfudie?

Do you have any selfudies you want to twit?

by Some of the Dude November 19, 2014

selfeces

The act of taking pictures of yourself taking a shit.

Ex: I'm about to shit my pants and I really need a new cover photo. I should go take some selfeces.

Ex: Kim Kardashian just leaked some new pics. If you need me I'll be beating my dick to her new Selfeces.

by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016