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Self + Diss (Disrespect) = Selfdiss

The act of unintentionally (or intentionally) insulting yourself.

1) It can happen when your all out of insults.

2) It can happen if you just wanna fml and/or bitch about your life.

3) It can be used in both verb and noun forms.
1)
- Man, I hate you, you keep insulting me like a homo.
- Really? Aren't you gay yourself?
- Selfdiss

2)
- I hate myself, I hate my job, my life, my parents. You know how stupid I was to confess to her? I failed miserably and went on depression and all. I'm a fucking loser.
- That's crazy... You should stop selfdissing yourself.

3) I am selfdissing because I am worthless.

Selfdiss is the art of insulting yourself.
Selfdiss by vatomasta March 14, 2010
Words you can keep
When you diss yourself or talk bad about your self. You might not realize it but others may
John:Hey man, I'm a low life
Bob:Why are you SelfDissing your self
SelfDiss by Detective RooTz March 14, 2010

seldissidis 

fallen under the unlikely and very terrible scenario that u r goin bald and there is nothin u can do about it, u have been diagnosed w/ seldissidis
-OR-being obsessed or trying to keep it real with the graduating freshman of of 2006 when u r indeed a 36 year old middle aged fuck
"yo dawg!" "u kno ur gunna hafta take this bullet G...just messin w/ ya playa" Seldess explaimed. I told him to go fuck his finger b/c he was indeed a victim of seldissidis
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