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Self + Diss (Disrespect) = Selfdiss

The act of unintentionally (or intentionally) insulting yourself.

1) It can happen when your all out of insults.

2) It can happen if you just wanna fml and/or bitch about your life.

3) It can be used in both verb and noun forms.
1)
- Man, I hate you, you keep insulting me like a homo.
- Really? Aren't you gay yourself?
- Selfdiss

2)
- I hate myself, I hate my job, my life, my parents. You know how stupid I was to confess to her? I failed miserably and went on depression and all. I'm a fucking loser.
- That's crazy... You should stop selfdissing yourself.

3) I am selfdissing because I am worthless.

Selfdiss is the art of insulting yourself.
Selfdiss by vatomasta March 14, 2010
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When you diss yourself or talk bad about your self. You might not realize it but others may
John:Hey man, I'm a low life
Bob:Why are you SelfDissing your self
SelfDiss by Detective RooTz March 14, 2010

seldissidis 

fallen under the unlikely and very terrible scenario that u r goin bald and there is nothin u can do about it, u have been diagnosed w/ seldissidis
-OR-being obsessed or trying to keep it real with the graduating freshman of of 2006 when u r indeed a 36 year old middle aged fuck
"yo dawg!" "u kno ur gunna hafta take this bullet G...just messin w/ ya playa" Seldess explaimed. I told him to go fuck his finger b/c he was indeed a victim of seldissidis
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