Seymourzizm

Seymourzizm is the belief that the universe is only a single cell in a massive organism which is also just a single cell in a massive organism until you reach the top which is seymour and his son fred. Seymourzizm teaches that every cell is infact a universe. Seymour just sits around with a never ending cup of coffee and a never ending piece of toast on a floating couch watching daytime TV (e.g. O...prah, Dr. Phil, Judge Judy) with his best buddies, Gandhi and Zeus. Sometimes they'll all play Uno, which was invented by Zeus, but Gandhi pwns everyone when they play it. Except this one time when Seymour beat Gandhi for 5 games in a row. Seymour's Brother, Simon, is a rather unknown person. It is thought that he is like Seymour, except with his own set of universes inside of him. Some also say that Simon is Evil whereas Seymour is Good. When you do evil things, you please Simon, however this theory is disregarded by the fact that Seymour doesn't care.

Seymourzizm is the only religion in which you go to a sandwich parlour on a tuesday

by Animorphs March 27, 2014

tanja šego miketa

Giga chad

Omg it’s Tanja Šego Miketa(TŠM), let’s say hello!

by Cedr December 21, 2021

segously

Perpetually mischievous and horny, able to maintain a full erection instantly and infinitley.

The Wachousay Bagouser was feeling tres segously after his daily breakfast of 5 double espressos, 10 helium balloons, and 6 viagra.

by SirManth April 18, 2005

Seymour Butz

One of the many 'joke names' Bart and Lisa Simpson used during their prank phone calls to Moe's Tavern.

"HELLO. Moe's Tavern."
"I need to speak with someone there. Last name, Butz, first name, Seymour."
"Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz! Oh, wait a minute... listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!"

by Sucks2BU January 25, 2005

Seymour Stains

A women who has had a lot of semen stains on her clothing.

I hear that Seymour Stains had to wash her dress again. What a dirty bitch she is.

by ntash November 23, 2014

semotions

The emotions that are contained within a male's semen. If a male engages in sexual intercourse with a female that he has feelings for before he is sure he likes her, his semotions are ejaculated from his being and he no longer cares for her.

"I really liked her but my semotions got the best of me and we had sex. I don't feel like seeing her anymore"

by brickhousel February 20, 2015

Seymour High

Seymour High School is a school located in Seymour Connecticut in a really small town that nobody knows about and a school that banned usage of phones even at lunch and when you walk into a bathroom there’s a cloud mist of Vape from the druggies.

Seymour High is actually High.

by SkeetMe December 8, 2017