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The middle seat between two guys in the back of a car where the 'smallest' people are stuck to make more room in a small ride.
"Alright Toby, since you're the shortest and weigh the least you've got bitch seat for tonight."
by Tiger Whyte July 23, 2015
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The inside, banquette (bench) seat at a restaurant or bar where there are chairs on the other side of the tables. Also, the inside seat at a corner booth. These seats are usually upholstered thus more comfortable and provide more room for handbags and other female paraphernalia.
My buddy and me went to get a bite to eat. They sat us at a two-top along the wall. I decided to grab the "bitch seat" as it looked a lot more comfortable than the chair.
by Eddyenergizer March 20, 2011
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The inside seat of the booth at a restaurant
Person 1:man I sat in the bitch seat last time you take it this time
Person 2:fine but you gotta pay the tip
by Foobackwards March 31, 2023
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Statbitch

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A gamer, typically after losing a match, that immediately looks up the various stats of his opponents to find out why he/she lost or something to try to make a joke about to make up for why they lost.

Lines can include,

“OMFG your K:D is shit!”
“ROFL, you main <insert character here>!”
“Your win rate on XXX is garbage!”

This person is frequently the kind of sore loser who uses the phrase, “1v1 me bro.”
Player1: “Idgaf if you won, you got lucky! Your k:d is shit! You fucking Hanzo main!”
Player2: “Okay, call down statbitch.”
by PapaLycan February 22, 2020
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Seabitch

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Is known to provide sexual satisfaction to many sailors at once during extended periods at sea. Her skills in the use of her portholes are unsurpassed by the meer whore. She is truly a skillful slut.
A seabitch is best identified by her need to repeat the word seamen numerous times throughout the day.
by TMTC October 20, 2008
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Seabitch

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A slutty girl that lives along a coastline. A girl that goes to the clubs and likes to go home with tourist passing through.
"Better not be fucking a Seabitch while you're in Florida"
by dat m8 June 2, 2017
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Seabitch

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Seabitches are underwater bitches. There are slightly less seabitches then there land bitches.
Seabitches can only breathe underwater.
Look at that Seabitch!
by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019
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