saucy seabiscuit

the act of placing a womans soaking undergarments in her mouth while riding her like a horse.

see dick perform the saucy seabiscuit on jane...... go dick, go.

by meatsheath December 28, 2009

Seabiscuit Senior

The fastest moving vehicle..thing known to man, traveling at a pace faster then the speed of light it fears nothing/no one.

Even when people try to harm it, Seabiscuit prevails.

by griff, the proud owner of seabiscuit April 23, 2005

Pickled Seabiscuit

The act of pickling a man's severed penis, drying it out, and using it to please yourself.

When I was eight, I found a pickled seabiscuit on my teacher's desk.

by PickleGod762 January 2, 2023

Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit

The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.

I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.

by Cuddles McStig May 21, 2008

dangling seabiscuit

When a male ballsack slaps the inner thigh. It can usually be done on purpose with the legs spread and producing a swinging motion.

One can do it to another in some cases when the leg is kicked so hard that it acts like the newton pendulum.

“It’s so hot out, this dangling seabiscuit is keeping me cool.”

“Yo, Daniel kicked me so hard, caused a dangling seabiscuit.”

by The CrimsynChan January 18, 2018

ride her like Seabiscuit

To have doggy style sex with your partner as if riding a horse.
Not sexuality specific, strap-ons acceptable
Spanking is also not only acceptable but encouraged
Seabiscuit refers to the horse-racing film starring Tobey Maguire

Jack: How did you get on with Sally last night?
Dave: It was awesome, I managed to ride her like Seabiscuit!!
Jack gives Dave a high five

by youngybuh March 28, 2008

Seabiscuit

A *Seabiscuit* is high-spirited yet useless Jockey oriented worker at any and all horse stables.

Did anyone see *Seabiscuit*?

No, wasn't that a movie?

Yeah but it's our friend who comes to the stables each weekend when noones around to see and messes with the ponies

Oh, yeah that guy just peeves me but I'm to relaxed to bother reporting him

I would but I reckon he may actually have a clue about what he's doing

Both become friends with said useless and annoying Jockey type character

The end

by NunceBolger February 26, 2022