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Wheel Steal

To replace another as a third wheel. Usually done against the will of the original third wheeler. The logical extension of the cock block to third wheeling.
I was going to go with Ryan and Molly to the movies but they went with Josh instead. I can't believe Josh would wheel steal me like that.
by dontrush July 15, 2011
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Sealand

The Principality of Sealand is an independent nation. It lies seven miles off the coast of England, east of the port of Felixstowe.

It started life as a military installation in the North Sea, operated by Britain's Royal Navy, and termed "HM Fort Roughs". In 1967, Major 'Paddy' Roy Bates moved onto the abandoned installation and declared its independence as the Principality of Sealand, himself becoming Prince Roy of Sealand.

In 1968, a British court ruled that Sealand was not part of the UK - Britain had no jurisdiction there.

A team of German and Dutch mercenaries stormed Sealand in 1978, but Prince Roy was able to retake the fort.

Prince Roy passed away in 2012, having previously designated his son Michael as his successor. He became Prince Michael of Sealand on 9 November 2012.

Sealand has recently formed a national football team which competes at international level (the highlight being two 2-1 wins over Alderney), and hosts a fledgling data haven company called HavenCo.
A lot of people got to know Sealand through Hetalia, but it's a fascinating nation even without the Hetalia connection.

Don't expect to see Sealand in the World Cup any time soon - their national football team's not allowed in FIFA.
by Lord of Sealand August 25, 2013
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Share the smealth

Farting in public, making sure you share the smell with as many people as possible. A pun on "share the wealth".
I passed gas on a packed bus today. I know everyone got a whiff of it. Ya gotta share the smealth!
by LonePooper January 27, 2018
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airtight seal

The simultaneous penetration of a woman's vagina, anus and mouth.
She is up for any position so long as she gets an airtight seal.
by beanpole July 25, 2006
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Breaking the Seal

Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
'I broke the seal in the Flapper and Firkin bogs, after that there was no stopping me"
by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003
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schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
by Moduluss March 12, 2019
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Sealion

Female sea lions are know as cows

Male sea lions are called bulls
James: did you see that cow and bull, over there By the rocks
Boris: what, why would there be a cows in the sea, James?
James: not a cattle cow, a female sea lion and a male sea lion

Boris: why not just say sea lion or lioness
James: well, those are the official terms for a male or female sealion
by —Monotone-Dragon— July 17, 2023
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