Survey Prostitution

A lowly form of income for destitute college students, involving the completion of online or mail-in surveys and questionnaires for some kind of compensation, usually monetary in nature. Oftentimes, the actual content of the answers to the survey has been fabricated to make the survey taker (student) eligible to receive the compensation.

A: "Hey dude, how'd you make all that money?"
B: "Survey prostitution, man!"
A: "What's that?"
B: "It's where I take surveys for money!"

by Nyetzovoot October 17, 2008

survey

A series of questions you answer and post in a blog, or website.

I just finished a long survey about me .

by Noelle April 3, 2005

scurvy dog

Term used by sea pirates for insubordinates.

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

scurvy knave

scurvy - despicable
knave - person who is deceitful

scurvy knave - despicable person who is deceitful

Yaar...all pirates and scurvy knaves be walkin the plank

by macbeasty February 4, 2010

Sharecash Survey

the most annoying thing in the world, usually linked from YouTube and offering "2 good to be true" promises, which when filled out, usually results and email-spam rape, and a broken spirit and/or virus

Sharecash survey, the andy dick of internet

by sharecashisgay October 4, 2010

nerd scurvy

Another name for Vitamin D deficiency. Comes from computer nerds not getting enough sunlight.

He's been at his computer for months without sunlight and it is affecting his health. Must be Nerd Scurvy.

by NerdScurvy March 12, 2014

taco-scurvy

a deep sadness and longing caused by a lack of restaurants with good tacos, characterized by sadness at meals and general malaise. Became common in the 21st century as more people from California migrated to the population centers of the globe that are barren wastelands of great Mexican food.

I talked to Josh today, he sounded really off, took a while to get to the bottom of it, he is suffering from taco-scurvy. Amsterdam is a barren wasteland when it comes to good Mexican food. He should get on the first flight back to LA.

by iceberg5xx June 17, 2020