Bum Scrumbling

When you are accidentally sitting on an item or object that someone else or yourself is looking for.

Friend 1: ‘Where is my phone!?’
Friend 2: ‘You’re bum scrumbling it!’

by LEDjelly March 20, 2019

Scrumming

The act or act thereof of homeless men/women having an orgy inside of your vehicle.

You parked in a bad area, when you got back to your car a few hobo's half dressed run away from it. Inside you find condoms, mouthwash and semen everywhere. They have been scrumming inside your vehicle. FFS!

by DJ WaffleIron August 21, 2012

Scumbaging

A person or people who without personal knowledge of themselves being ridiculous in subtle ways.

Oh you know, i saw some stupid guy SCUMBAGING the other day at a party.

by Not_a_Scumbager April 20, 2010

Scrubadingos

Idiots that think they are clever, are scrubadingos.

- You got 8 kills in a solo match, you scrubadingos .

by MaskedPooper February 17, 2018

scrumping

Stealing apples. Not to be confused with oggy raidingwhich is actually a form of anal intrusion with fruit, mostly enjoyed by peope chained to radiators.

I went scrumping in Paddy's field yesterday. Ah it was a hell of a craic. Ho ho ho. Mad as a box of frogs me!

by Sir Terrence of Wogan August 12, 2005

Scrumpling

A slightly derogatory term for a young annoying person shorter than yourself.

Little kid: Blah Blarg Yak Ug
Person 1: "Dude, your little brother is so annoying!"
Person 2: "I know, he's such a scrumpling."

by Pontmercy June 23, 2007

scrumping

To scrump. The act of sexual intercourse without romantic implications often in an awkward, uncomfortable setting.

Bill's back is sore from scrumping Sue in the port-a-john behind the drive-in last night.

by Slone Brooke February 25, 2009