scrum

Talent-pool of willing women.
Guy 1: Hey, I'm going to this party tonight. You in?
Guy 2: Is there gonna be any scrum there?
Guy 1: Tons of scrum.
Guy 2: Yeah, then, I'm in.
by theRambler September 01, 2006
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One who hangs on someone's waist or belt area, usually due to intoxication coupled with fatigue, and usually in an embarrassing manner.
She popped some Reds and was scrum for the rest of the concert.

She was scrumming with her nasty high-butt
by Earnest Money October 22, 2010
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An orgy with over a ten-thousand partakers only witnessed in the Sargasso sea eel breeding grounds.
No way you could organize a scrum, the best you could go for is a FRENZY.
by T.B.S. July 11, 2008
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Simply, the asshole. The butthole part of the whole ass.
Tim enjoys his scrum being eaten but Christine refuses to eat Tim's scrum because it is far too swampy.

Josh enjoys having his scrum pleasured orally quite regularly.

Shit comes out of the scrum of the as therefore some people do not like to put their mouth near it let alone eat the scrum.

Tims scrum smells like shit and is dense wet and hairy much like a swamp.
by batyodi April 29, 2021
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A slang word for a rectum, also commonly referred to as an anus or asshole. A term popularized by the amazing podcast known as "Your Mom's House", where co-host Christine P'Jet-ski refuses to "eat" her co-host/husband Tim Sombrero's "scrum".
Hey baby, will you lick my scrum?

Tina, I would love it if you would just eat my scrum for once.
by bonelesscheese June 02, 2021
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The act of jacking it while doing a shit. It is said to be the ultimate body relief.
Michael: Luke you look so relaxed.
Luke: yeah i just had a scrum
by brewskies October 12, 2009
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The act or act thereof of homeless men/women having an orgy inside of your vehicle.
You parked in a bad area, when you got back to your car a few hobo's half dressed run away from it. Inside you find condoms, mouthwash and semen everywhere. They have been scrumming inside your vehicle. FFS!
by DJ WaffleIron August 21, 2012
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