Guy 1: Hey, I'm going to this party tonight. You in?
Guy 2: Is there gonna be any scrum there?
Guy 1: Tons of scrum.
Guy 2: Yeah, then, I'm in.
Guy 2: Is there gonna be any scrum there?
Guy 1: Tons of scrum.
Guy 2: Yeah, then, I'm in.
by theRambler September 1, 2006

One who hangs on someone's waist or belt area, usually due to intoxication coupled with fatigue, and usually in an embarrassing manner.
She popped some Reds and was scrum for the rest of the concert.
She was scrumming with her nasty high-butt
She was scrumming with her nasty high-butt
by Earnest Money October 22, 2010

by T.B.S. August 1, 2008

Tim enjoys his scrum being eaten but Christine refuses to eat Tim's scrum because it is far too swampy.
Josh enjoys having his scrum pleasured orally quite regularly.
Shit comes out of the scrum of the as therefore some people do not like to put their mouth near it let alone eat the scrum.
Tims scrum smells like shit and is dense wet and hairy much like a swamp.
Josh enjoys having his scrum pleasured orally quite regularly.
Shit comes out of the scrum of the as therefore some people do not like to put their mouth near it let alone eat the scrum.
Tims scrum smells like shit and is dense wet and hairy much like a swamp.
by batyodi April 28, 2021

A slang word for a rectum, also commonly referred to as an anus or asshole. A term popularized by the amazing podcast known as "Your Mom's House", where co-host Christine P'Jet-ski refuses to "eat" her co-host/husband Tim Sombrero's "scrum".
by bonelesscheese June 1, 2021

by brewskies October 12, 2009

You parked in a bad area, when you got back to your car a few hobo's half dressed run away from it. Inside you find condoms, mouthwash and semen everywhere. They have been scrumming inside your vehicle. FFS!
by DJ WaffleIron August 21, 2012
