scrolling

In internet chat rooms and instant messaging, "scrolling" is the practice of turning what should be one line of text into multiple lines. This is an annoyance to other users, as scrolled messages take up more screen real estate.

ph33r dhoom: hey guyz
ph33r dhoom: wuz ^
merc275: uh, hi
ph33r dhoom: so um
ph33r dhoom: i was wonderin
ph33r dhoom: does ne1 have ne
ph33r dhoom: jessica simpson nudie pics?????????
merc275: dude, quit scrolling

by Moggraider August 11, 2006

keep scrolling

A term used to tell someone to move on.

Specifically used on social media platforms and forums to let someone know you would like them to move on and keep scrolling past your status update.

To ask someone to 'keep scrolling' generally means you have no time for their opinion, comments or existence.

'Keep scrolling' is not restricted to the world of social media and can be applied to real life situations where you've got no time.

Status update: Favourite movies? Go.

Comment: Twilight

Response to comment: keep scrolling <insert friend name>

by Tamazz October 28, 2013

scrolling

When used in the correct context scrolling can be considered quite sexual, especially amongst nerds. The act of scrolling involves basically performing any sex act imaginable. This allows nerds to have awkward conversations without being awkward at all.

"Hey baby wanna scroll up and down through some websites later?"
"Only if you push all my right buttons if you know what i'm saying...maybe even double click a little."
"Sounds great i'll bring the firewall, don't wanna catch any viruses."
"Guess we'll be scrolling all night long."

by Art M. Typal November 1, 2011

Thumb Scrolling

Thumb Scrolling is a means of controlling a smart phone using only ones thumb, on the hand they are holding the device in.

Thumb scrolling is they way in which a user of Secret Takeaways can use the app using only one hand, because all the key clicks are in reach of your thumb. The other-hand therefore is free to hold a slice of pizza, a cold beer, etc.

by Secret Moments March 10, 2022

Feed Scrolling Syndrome

When you've been scrolling through your social media feed for so long, u can't seem to stop scrolling.

William: *Scrolls through Instagram feed for an hour*
William: Help!!! Help!! I can't stop scrolling!!!!!!!
Chris: Damn it Will! Now you have Feed Scrolling Syndrome.

by Eagle Heart February 18, 2015

Ninja Scrolling

The act of sucking a girl's tit whereby the person totally puts the whole thing in their mouth or almost manages to do it while making a sucking like sound. Has nothing to do with rape.

It is derived from the gratuitously sexual and violent anime called Ninja Scroll. An antagonistic character T'ssai rapes one of the main protagonist women, Kegaro, where he literally had one of her porn star tits completely inside of his mouth. It was the most hilarious scene in Ninja Scroll.

He is so ninja scrolling his gf tonight.

by negev November 22, 2010

scrolling virgin

Any person who looks for new sexual positions, or potential experiences on any defining media source, such as urban dictionary, to better their odds of not looking like a complete virgin or a masturbator.

Ronnie is not a sexpert. He is a scrolling virgin

by tango1delta January 24, 2015