by bluehills May 11, 2018
Get the Scramlet mug.Scraglets: The resultant build up of turd caused by refusing to wipe ones arse after taking a shit.
Eventually leading to a critical build up known as Bum Chaff.
Eventually leading to a critical build up known as Bum Chaff.
Bill was a stubborn old hairy eye-browed bastard, he refused to wipe his wrinkled old arse and kept fighting off John the midget care assistant.
'Get your fiking hands off my arse you little prick' screamed Bill whilst fighting off a toilet paper armed John
'Bill...Bill for fucks sake let me wipe your shitty arse, otherwise the scraglets are gonna build up..'
'Get your fiking hands off my arse you little prick' screamed Bill whilst fighting off a toilet paper armed John
'Bill...Bill for fucks sake let me wipe your shitty arse, otherwise the scraglets are gonna build up..'
by Rick Morgan October 27, 2006
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by Fatblobslug December 22, 2020
Get the scramle mug.Cross between scrump and crumpet, i.e.- Sex Biscuit. Commonly used in the South by people who live on mountains and have a deep southern drawl, or widely used anywhere you can find both sex and biscuits.
"Man I shore do love your scrumpets Jeeiimmm, they are goo-ood! Howsabout cookin me up a fresh batch of them there scrumpets"
by JoJerrsika May 20, 2008
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Dude#2: "I don't know dude, look it up on www.urbandictionary.com"
2)Dude#1: "dude, wtf is a scrumpet?"
Dude#2: "I don't know dude, look it up on www.urbandictionary.com"
by cum dumpster July 3, 2005
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by rabid deth January 13, 2005
Get the scrublet mug.The inconspicious adjustment or scratching of the male genitalia. Often performed in social settings.
The "truck stop" scrumle, this is accomplished by casually pushing down on the scrotum with the middle and index finger until desired grip is achieved. Then using the thumb to pull entire nut pouch out of anus.
by Zach & Alex June 1, 2006
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