Schatting

Shitting in the toilet and chatting online at the same time.

I was schatting with my friend Michael. Sometimes the bathroom gets stinky and my fingers tired if I am schatting for too long.

by Daniel Haber February 2, 2009

Scrutting

The act of a dog rubbing against one's leg to get itself off.

This dog started scrutting my leg so hard, I couldn't get it off (if you'll excuse the pun)

by Cheddaz April 6, 2011

Schatting

The act of talking to someone via a phone call/text/instant messaging, whilst taking a lengthy shit.

"Where're you going?"

"To the toilet, shall I schat in your general direction?"

"Sure keep schatting to me."

by Tchuk November 14, 2012

strattin'

n. an extension of strut.
1. behaving in a selfish or arrogant manner.
2. acting way too cool

Look at that guy by himself in the mustang. He is so strattin'.

by ~GTS~ April 25, 2008

Stratting

the act of crying in an attempt to get ones own way or to achieve sympathetic approval from a superior

hes stratting again.
he got the job by stratting.

by alf May 14, 2003

scatting

In Surrey in a town called addlestone it was named a new crime,it was in the local paper 'scat attacks' 'yobs scat barrage puts kids in danger',it was a group of yobs who set alight to dog bins and stole the shit from the bin and threw and smeared it on;parks,bus stops,cars,windows,houses,off motorways and so on.They also used human feaces.There is a video on youtube search 'gurr scatting a car window'.
Also scatting occured as a form of revenge of people.Many local places got scatted.A 14 year old boy got arrested for it called munch.

'wanna go scatting?' 'you got scatty slapped' 'you scatted that car good' 'who wants to go scatting?'

by Luke Henderson January 13, 2008

Scrafting

Playing, utlizing, or observing Star Craft.

Stop Scrafting Adam, dinner's ready!

by Scrafting haters October 29, 2010