sconsing

the act of superficially enlarging ones manhood by use of random bakery products. most notably the scone.

not to be reccomended due to crumbling.

eg. mate im sconsing tonight.
eg. im on the 'sconse' (abbreviation)
by joe nobinson November 23, 2007
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Scon

A word that makes perfect sense.
One minute its there, the next its scon.
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Tattie Sconned

Scottish slag for when you slap someone on the forehead.
You’ve just been tattie sconned!!

Brian: slaps Scott on the forehead while screaming TATTIE SCONE leaving him red raw like a game of red arse.
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Sconse

To have a quick glance
Did you see that car , I had a quick sconse
by Fallguy204 June 06, 2021
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