Scaffolding

A sex position, typically performed by homosexual males, in which one man suspends the other male in the air by his own erect penis.

Men will scaffold sometimes when they run out of excitement in their sex life and have tried every other position.

When one has been scaffolded repeatedly or roughly it is not abnormal to sustain some rectal bleeding.

John was scaffolding British men in his room all night long, so he didn't get back on Xbox until 5p.m. the following day.

by MasterScaff April 23, 2020

Scaff

Someone who does not enjoy spending their own money and tries to get money or goods off of other people.

Can be used as a noun or a verb. As an adjective it is 'scaffy'.

Verb: "Maw, gonna let us scaff twen'y poun'?"
Noun: "Haw you, ya scaff!"
Adjective: "That's pure scaffy, stealin' a wee boy's bike."

by Maggie Nixx July 21, 2008

Scaffold

A sexual position used by, typically homosexual, men in which 1 man holds the other up with his erect penis.

A rough scaffolding will often leave you with at least a small amount of rectal bleeding.

If you have been scaffolded recently you might experience involuntary defecation.

John really likes when British men scaffold him in his bedroom.

by MasterScaff April 23, 2020

Schaffhausen

The most beautiful city in Switzerland. Beautiful landscape and the nicest and friendliest people. People from Schaffhausen are always happy and smiling. They have the biggest waterfalls in Europe called the Rhinefalls.

Foreigner: What place do I absolutely have to visit in Switzerland?
Swiss: Man, you have to go to Schaffhausen, it's the most amazing city in that country.

by swissgirl88 June 1, 2011

Schaffer Neck

Medical condition of the neck resulting from prolonged periods of extreme headbanging. Symptoms include the inability to turn your head, extreme pain when nodding and occasional bleeding from the neck. Can result in surgery. Named after the first true victim, Jon Schaffer of Iced Earth

I think that Iced Earth gig gave me a bad case of Schaffer Neck.

My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.

by hhhhhaunted February 3, 2010

scraffing

Feeling incredibly tired or lazy, esp. after smoking marijuana

We lit up after a long day at work and man, was I ever scraffin'!

by Nathan May 13, 2005

scaff

Noun :
(1)a person whose appearance is down-at-heel possibly wearing a tracksuit and/or brightly coloured baseball cap at a ridiculously steep angle.

(2) A friendly informal name between friends.

(3) A person who attempts to obtain an item for free or at a discount.

verb :
(1)to do very little.
(2)to obtain something by subterfuge or for free.


Also:

Scaffy - To resemble a scaff.

Example of usage(2) :"Alright scaff, did ye get ma mars bar?"

Example of usage(3):"Naw, ah'm no buying ye a fuckin mars bar, ya scaff"

Example of verb (1) : "Ah jist scaffed about in the house aw day"

Example of verb usage (2): "Ah pure scaffed a mars bar aff him"

Scaffy : "Ah've no shaved and ah jist flung these auld trackies oan - I look pure scaffy."

by McDee August 13, 2004