A shortened version of the word schizophrenic, but the person isn’t actually schizophrenic. Meaning you hear voices that aren’t actually there/ there are voices in your head without a disorder.
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May also be negative.
May also be negative.
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Get the Scizor101 mug.a person who uses a hands free device on their cell phone to hold conversations while performing mundane tasks such as shopping, giving the impression that they are having a conversation with themselves.
I hate it when a schitzophonic wlks up behind me. My first reaction is to respond and they always look at me like I'M crazy when I do.
by elvisluvsyu June 6, 2005
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Guy 1: "Hey dude should we go to that bar tonight and get blazed?
Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"
'Phone rings'
Guy 1: "Oh shit it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love you."
Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic."
Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"
'Phone rings'
Guy 1: "Oh shit it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love you."
Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic."
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Get the Phone skitzophrenic mug.someone with skitzophrenia, but you can't be fucked to say the whole word coz its too long and complicated, and you are afraid of saying it wrong and thus looking like a class A doofus.
'Why is Lana's mom eating the cushions while she intermittently throws her own faeces at us?'
'She's a skitzo bitch.'
'She's a skitzo bitch.'
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