1. The opposite of good feng sui. 2. When the layout of something is all jacked up. 3. A flow of a room causes you aggravation because nothing is easily available.
Johnny: Why did they put the coffee pot in the corner of the cafeteria?
Liam: I know, it's so fuk schwa, right?!
Liam: I know, it's so fuk schwa, right?!
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by grat101 December 22, 2010
Get the schwade mug.shitty weed that, when broken up, hairs, seeds, and stems need to be picked out and discarded. it is usually shipped in bricks and sold at a discount. it makes you stupid and smells like shit while being smoked.
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"do you have anything"
"just my parents schwagg"
"fuck, get the papers"
"do you have anything"
"just my parents schwagg"
"fuck, get the papers"
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Possibly of Irathian origin.
Alternatively spelled Shtako.
Possibly of Irathian origin.
Alternatively spelled Shtako.
Kenya: If you gave a schtako about me, you would stop your husband from hurting my sister.
Stahma: I guess I'm not as brave as you.
Stahma: I guess I'm not as brave as you.
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