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Schooting

Simply a shorter version of saying school shooting, not an inside joke.
Guy 1.
Did you hear about the florida schooting?
Guy 2.

What?
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schulzing

A form of entertainment where the more experienced drinker takes a novice out to get them shitty drunk by buying them every drink the bartender can imagine. Commonly followed by calling the novice very early the next day to "see how their doin'" and deternmine if they were successfully schulzed.
We're taking the new girl in accounting out for a schulzing tonight, wanna go?
by brad the imprinter June 9, 2005
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shufting

The act of taking powdered drugs, applying to ones pinky finger and packing it into ones anal cavity. Generally used to test quality.
"These ass-less chaps are particularly conducive to shufting"

"How did your ass get so ragged?"-

"I have been shufting since the late 80's"
by Sammoot November 19, 2013
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Joe Schultzing

1) When you lead a girl on but for whatever reason, good or bad, completely cut off all communication with that girl.

2) Not answering in the group chat until 10-15 minutes before the plans are about to happen.
1) Yo im not into Bianca anymore i think im gonna pull a Joe Schultz.
2) Dude you gotta stop being a Joe Schultzing in the gc man.
by Makeouthill April 20, 2017
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scrushing

To squish and crush some one all at the same time. Usually said while intoxicated.
Sarah was at a party and this girl got on top of her. Sarah yelled "ur scrushing me! get off!"
by Sarbear 09 May 21, 2008
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scrushing

To squish and crush some one all at the same time. Usually said while intoxicated.
Sarah was at a party and this girl got on top of her. Sarah yelled "ur scrushing me! get off!"
by Sarbear 09 May 21, 2008
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Schultzing

Titty fucking a fat bald man and ejaculating on his bald spot.
Art couldn't wait to try schultzing Justin after seeing Fat GAY Fuckers 37.
by forging ahead March 29, 2017
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