Schmeez

marijuana weed maryjane pot etc.

Yo, I finally got some schmeez!

by </////////////>~~~~~ December 22, 2008

Schteel

The Jewish version of a steel, bargain, good deal, etc

Josh: I just got some matzo for 40 cents a pound, what a schteel.

by unknowjewlover June 28, 2010

schmeezy

Weather that's neither good nor bad. Just gray and unpleasant. "

"I wish the weather wasn't so schmeezy. We really were hoping for a sunny day."

by JeremyNeo June 24, 2017

schneeze

When one shits as a result of sneezing too hard.

How cute her baby schneezed! Time for a diaper change.

by Mike Loins October 24, 2017

Schmeeze

Another name for a vape or juul

Yo pass that schmeeze I’m fuckin feenin’ bruv

by jakobe1399 September 22, 2019

Scheeze

When you sneeze and fart at the same time and shit comes out

I just scheezed in my pants

by Lester junior robinson October 24, 2008

schmeezer

Someone who:
1. Hates freedom
2. Doesn't know what is right for the community

Don't vote for that schmeezer, they'll totally screw you over.

by csrsld March 11, 2008