Schlacker

One who schlacks; lacking behind in things

Holy hell! He's such a schlacker!

by Mackie Oldfield April 14, 2008

Schlackled

When you are so drunk you a) don't recall 90% of the night b)throw up somewhere besides a toilet c) sleep somewhere you definitely shouldn't be (ex: behind an eye doctors office where bums urinate)

"Ashley slept behind the eye doctor last night right where bums take dookies."
"Wow, she must have been schlackled!"

by Schlackled Girl June 11, 2008

schneckle

This is when two males partake in the act of inserting their toes in each others assholes.

damn dude, did you see Cameron schneckle the fuck out of that other guy

by william boreland November 26, 2017

schmecklehead

A person who is a fuck up or buffoon

That guy is a friggin schmecklehead

by Westley E November 7, 2007

schmickles

A happy squeal used by John Lennon on the day he came back form the dead.

I'm off to see our Yoko, schmickles!

by Chimbles September 1, 2003

Shpackle

While fucking a girl in the pussy, you stretch your nutsack skin out far enough, as to allow you yourself to "ball-fuck" her anus, (insert sack in anus). Yvette loves this.

"Yo dude last night I was banging Yvette and she was like, Shpackle my incredibly dirty anus!, so like... I did."
"Awesome dude! Yvette's ass has been shpackled more times than Sean has jerked off in Ricky's ear!"

by Shwoogie man December 21, 2003

Schmacken

Schmacken.

Show us your schmacken

No
You schmacken
Oh fack you schmacken
Sorry want to schmacken?
Schmacken.

by Reeeeee69696 July 8, 2019