Schoopening

A 2-3 week period where Jonathan Schoop is one of the best players in baseball

We all know Jonathan Schoop will have his yearly Schoopening

by Lil tecca ft. Juice WRLD May 6, 2022

schooner pooner

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019

high schoolerish

saying things or acting in a manner that was acceptable while you were attending high school, but now is not so acceptable.

Anna kept using LOL in her messages and I thought that was so high schoolerish.

by SierraStud February 17, 2009

yooper scooper

A large snow scoop used primarily by those from the U.P. to remove the annual 200+ inches of snow that they receive.

I had to use my yooper scooper to clear all the white shit from my driveway.

by YooperV December 13, 2008

scooped

to be picked up (typically by car)

I'm going to pick up Alexis and Caitlyn and were gonna drive to Alecs open house party. There's still another seat if you wanna get scooped

by kussssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh January 24, 2012

schooled

Taught a lesson (the hard way), to lose humiliating

o shit, that fool got schooled good

by Shaneo October 17, 2003

schooled

Being taught the proper way to preform an action, via extreme ownage and embarrasment. This requires the schooler, who is always of such a high level of skill that the schoolee has no chance of saving his reputation, to utterly dominate and show no remorse. If remorse is shown, it is done in a cool and laid-back way, as in to say "Your not even worth the effort of my pinkie finger", which ironically is just as brutal as an all-out ownage.

If you ever find yourself being schooled, it is wise to not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.

Dude...Jim was getting schooled by Bob while playing basketball. Jim decided to be a tool and talk shit about Bob while he was losing 10-2. Bob then released a can of unrelenting whoop-ass on Jim, who then had no choice but to become a traveling back-up dancer and change his name to Kevin Federline.

He can currently be found schooling Britney Spears on the art of gold digging.

by noobtastic April 20, 2006