schoonerz

A way of talking shit in a very dodgy suburb or on a boat

Man you are talking some mad schoonerz brah

by Cheggger January 12, 2014

schooner bully

An aggressive, oppressive consumer of the schooner.

Watson: Shit I think I just saw the schooner bully walk in
Chown: Fuck not again, he drank me under the table last night
Mitch: I saw him holding Messo by the nose and tipping a schooner into his gullet at one point

by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019

schoolyard

Going beserk and shooting a lot of people. term like "going postal". From the recent rash of school yard shootings.

When John lost his job he went 'schoolyard'

by Greatone June 17, 2007

Schoon

The Girl that stole my bestmate, a code word so that she wouldn't find out.

Jason: "you know schoon"
Pantz: "yes"
Jason: "shoons a bitch"
Ben: "Word"

by ja50_n August 11, 2008

Schoolyard Bullshit

A much more superior term to emphasize bullshit. Only to be used when the bullshit perceived is higher than a normal call for the use of the word "bullshit." Can also be abbreviated, "Schoolyard," to invoke the emphasis on just exactly how ridiculous or out of line a certain situation is.

ex. 1 - Person is ditched for a steamy date. "Man that is some Schoolyard Bullshit!"

ex. 2 - Person playing Call of Duty is killed with a noobtube.
"Fuck!!! That is some Schoolyard!"

ex. 3 - Professor of general studies course gives you way more homework than any of your courses that actually pertain to your major.

Students Response - "This is some Schoolyard Bullshit!"

by Ghostbustersfreak March 25, 2010

Schloony

Dreary; rainy.

The weather tonight is schloony.

by jimgoss November 19, 2011

Schooner number asshole

The defining schooner of the drinking session. The tipping point. A magic number somewhere in between tipsy and shitfaced, the asshole resides.

Mitch: Geez have a go at old mate over there, he's pissing in a potplant
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?

Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops

by Albert Dickfos January 24, 2020