schnarglefuss

An exclamation used in conjunction with a a strong emotional or possibly physical reaction. Feelings can be positive or negative. It is used most often when no other word seems to adequately describe intense feelings.

Bob: SCHNARGLEFUSS!!!

Jane: What?

Bob: My penis just fell off!

by beckaelisabeth May 6, 2009

Schnerdling

Slang term for a restroom, courtesy of Tom and Ray from CarTalk. Pronounced "SHNURD-ling", and based on a mis-read of the word "Scherdling", which was seen on a bathroom sign in Iceland.

"I need to go use the Schnerdling"
"I have to go take a Schnerdle"

by SgtKashim October 16, 2008

schnuffle

The act of sniffing with the loudness and intensity of a wild dog - usually while sniffing a partner's neck or arm or leg in order to ascertain that they are the real thing and not just a clone sent to trick you (which is totally possible in this day and age).

Please stop you're messing up my hair, you don't have to schnuffle me - I promise I'm your wife and not just a replicant.

by Sarah Monaghan January 23, 2007

Schmuddle

The act of smothering and cuddling with the babycakes

Who's up for some schmuddle time!

by KingofSchmuddle March 26, 2011

schnuffle waufel

1. A faux German teddy bear.

2. A sexual position involving a bear and a waffle.

3. A bear hug that involves scrotal nudging and tipping.

4. A big hairy penis that looks like a bear's head.

"Hey baby, did you get that thing I wanted?"
"Oh, the Schnuffle Waufel?"
"It's cute and snug and fits just right!"

by stankyfangers96 June 1, 2021

schnoodle-schnoff

Term of endearment, usually said in the wee hours of the morn, between two best friends. Undeniably adorable.

I love you. You are my little schnoodle-schnoff!

by Peanut&Raisin December 27, 2010

schnarble

An invisible bitey creature, that makes a person believe they are actually being bitten. Very sneaky.

I was just sitting on the chair and something bit me! Theres a schnarble lurking around.

by atticusthatacus February 22, 2011